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Hush, Little Baby

Sang my daughter “Hush, Little Baby” last night , cause you gotta teach them about bribery at a very young age. (Nick Genius)

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Typical

My baby rubs her eyes because shes tired and wants to nap, then when I put her to nap she cries. Typical woman, doesn’t know what she wants. (Nick Genius)

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Cute

“Just when your newborn is staring at you with the cutest look and making the cutest faces, you notice yellow poop leaking from her diaper onto your hand” (Nick Genius)

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