"MPG"

“I think when they where testing for the MPG on my Jeep, they must have been going down hill the entire time” (Nick Genius)

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"Happy Valentine’s Day"

Happy Valentine’s Day, here’s a card with pretty things that someone else wrote. Now, go and put on some lingerie. (Nick Genius)

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"Studies have shown"

“Studies have shown that your lies look more believable when you start by saying ‘Studies have shown’.” (Nick Genius)

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